Hey...don't get too close, it's an antique!
or...
You toucha my bike...I breaka your (insert suitable appendage here)
or...
As I was saying, we discovered it in a peat bog...
or...
It's a great deal, one little old lady owner who rode it to church on Sundays
or...
It's a yours, for only 50 dollar
I have XX 1 group set on order
Will you marry me?
"Once a bike passes a certain age, it's wise to have an annual prostate check"
I bow down toward the Huffy god's and pray that I make it through the ride?
yeah, so the tyre's flat - toughen up princess
"The Styrene-butadiene copolymer is the most popular material used in the production of rubber tires."
If i sticky tape some rubber bits here and here... It will look like its got front suspension...
"The Styrene-butadiene copolymer is the most popular material used in the production of rubber tires."
- Why Huffy chose to use a licorice based compound for their tyres we're not sure.
"look how shiny the steel rims are"
Nice one Giles
The bozo in the blue shirt...
Hey...don't get too close, it's an antique!
or...
You toucha my bike...I breaka your (insert suitable appendage here)
or...
As I was saying, we discovered it in a peat bog...
or...
It's a great deal, one little old lady owner who rode it to church on Sundays
or...
It's a yours, for only 50 dollar