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An Australian Poem for Easter


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By Noel - Posted on 21 March 2008

Some of you (of more recent English extraction) may not be aware of a famous old Australia Poem. Hence I will share it with you. It may explain why some old aussie people are not that push bike friendly. They may remember the horse days too well. This is a poem I learned to recite as a child of about 5 for my Grandfather (who was a horse lover). I think it's about early DownHill... LOL.

MULGA BILL'S BICYCLE by A.B. "Banjo" Paterson

'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that caught the cycling craze;
He turned away the good old horse that served him many days;
He dressed himself in cycling clothes, resplendent to be seen;
He hurried off to town and bought a shining new machine;
And as he wheeled it through the door, with air of lordly pride,
The grinning shop assistant said, "Excuse me, can you ride?"

"See here, young man," said Mulga Bill, "from Walgett to the sea,
From Conroy's Gap to Castlereagh, there's none can ride like me.
I'm good all round at everything as everybody knows,
Although I'm not the one to talk - I hate a man that blows.
But riding is my special gift, my chiefest, sole delight;
Just ask a wild duck can it swim, a wildcat can it fight.
There's nothing clothed in hair or hide, or built of flesh or steel,
There's nothing walks or jumps, or runs, on axle, hoof, or wheel,
But what I'll sit, while hide will hold and girths and straps are tight:
I'll ride this here two-wheeled concern right straight away at sight."

'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that sought his own abode,
That perched above Dead Man's Creek, beside the mountain road.
He turned the cycle down the hill and mounted for the fray,
But 'ere he'd gone a dozen yards it bolted clean away.
It left the track, and through the trees, just like a silver steak,
It whistled down the awful slope towards the Dead Man's Creek.

It shaved a stump by half an inch, it dodged a big white-box:
The very wallaroos in fright went scrambling up the rocks,
The wombats hiding in their caves dug deeper underground,
As Mulga Bill, as white as chalk, sat tight to every bound.
It struck a stone and gave a spring that cleared a fallen tree,
It raced beside a precipice as close as close could be;
And then as Mulga Bill let out one last despairing shriek
It made a leap of twenty feet into the Dead Man's Creek.

'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that slowly swam ashore:
He said, "I've had some narrer shaves and lively rides before;
I've rode a wild bull round a yard to win a five-pound bet,
But this was the most awful ride that I've encountered yet.
I'll give that two-wheeled outlaw best; it's shaken all my nerve
To feel it whistle through the air and plunge and buck and swerve.
It's safe at rest in Dead Man's Creek, we'll leave it lying still;
A horse's back is good enough henceforth for Mulga Bill."

The Sydney Mail, 25 July 1896.

GAZZA's picture

nice one noel.oh, and Banjo!

Little-Ditty's picture

A beautiful turn of phrase on every line.

Reading this poem reminded me of my ride through the Snowies at Dead Horse Gap in January. It must be the strong sense of Australiana.

bikemad's picture

haha,imagine down hilling on a penny farthing!!no breaks and 6ft off the ground-awesome!!

Carlgroover's picture

Thanks for posting it, very amusing.

Flynny's picture

Every times someone pipes up about MTb being invented in the 1970s some Aussie brings out Mulga Bill to prove Aussies invented it in the 1800s Shocked)

Top poem we had a bucket machine named after it in one of the mines were I did my apprenticeship, it had the unwelcome tendency to loss it's brakes at random times without warning

Bernd's picture

... the first reliable claim for a practically-used bicycle was:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draisine
"se Germans did it again"!!!
and look at his title....
" Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Christian Ludwig, Freiherr Drais von Sauerbronn "
Thats a Name for you Passport!!
Bernd

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