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Joke: A priest, minister and rabbi on an MTB
I burst out laughing when I thought this up the first time and couldn't resist sharing. First time most people will compare a water bottle to the family's jewels...
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A Baptist minister, a Catholic priest and a rabbi walked into a bike shop at the same time to each buy themselves a nice new mountain bike (immediately you will realize this is a joke). Since they were all there together, they decide to take their bikes for their inaugural ride together on the local mountain bike track.
My Girlfriend Is a Mountain Biker
This was recommended for me on YouTube, and one of the few videos that was an accurate recommendation! This is hilarious, I suppose a humorous takeoff of what is usually the other way round (which of course happens to remind all single guys like me to choose carefully!)
Proof that the Bible authors did MTB
First post for 2015, and expect to hear a lot from me about the "serious" side of riding, but thought I'd kick off with some humour!
You may have been led to believe that mountain biking is only a recent pasttime, and the most recent books in the Bible were written almost 2000 years ago. So obviously the people in Biblical times could not experience the joy and excitement of cruising around the many, many dirt roads they had.
Short but essential video for any cyclist
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154614614...
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Are you riding tomorrow?
...if so, and you are around Terrey Hills, Duffys Forest, Belrose or Oxford Falls please can you keep your eye out for a missing horse?
It's grey with a black mane and tail and wearing purple tack.
He went missing this morning from Duffys Forest public arena, they have looked all day but not found him.
A search party will be gathering at 8am at Anembo Road of walkers and bike riders (you are welcome to join) to try and find him.
shredding the footpath?
Off chance that this person visits this forum as he looked all ready to line up at the next enduro.
Just saw something that bothers me enough to get all grumpy about it.. Enough to post it anyways..
To the MTB dude shredding the foot path between dee why and brookvale, nearly taking out that pedestrian.
Very Not cool dude..
Problems with my banana
I was having real problems with my banana getting squashed in my bag until I bought one of these.
My Dog, Bob, passed away today
Bob wasn't much of a Mountain Biker but he did love to get out and have a run on the trails, he'll be sadly missed.
Tiler Licence Number Check, Online?
Need some help with selecting the right tradie for a job. Is it possible to check online where you can see if a tiler is licensed and currently valid? Is a licence even required in this case?