Bike funnies - Please feel free to post any puns, jokes or "Murphy's Laws" relating to bikes here

Recycling - The re-riding of used bicycles.

When the hydraulic system was invented, it was braking news.

Q: When is a bike not a bike?
A: When it turns into a road.

Murphy's Bike Law #1: The ride you forget to take a spare tube is the ride where you get a flat tyre.

Murphy's Bike Law #2: The sooner an important event is scheduled after your ride is proportional to the likelihood of an unfixable mechanical occuring during a ride.

Murphy's Bike Law #3: If it is to rain on your ride, it will always rain going up the biggest climb, for example, going up the hill on Anderson's (which is ironically also called Murphy's Fire Trail).