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Finally: Bottom zippers in your lycra bib!
http://www.sellesmp.com/smp4bike/en/products/clo...
We better start that CRC group order soon before they sell out...
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Surely that's a piss-take
they actually thought of that and then didn't think people would believe they would do that and draw the drawings/cartoons
still honestly what took them so long to think of this
the write up on these is pretty funny, click on link and read
Submitted by hawkeye on Thu, 03/05/2012 - 19:11.
"Surely that's a piss-take"
ROFLMAOASTC
Even racing in Bathurst a few weeks back, I needed the loo 50k's in, decided if I got desperate I would just drift to the back of the bunch and do it on the bike. No way I was stopping.
Just imagine the damage that the zip/velcro would do way down there where the "sun don't shine"
Do they sell the cream to sooth the chaffing as well????
There is a reason this hasn't been done before. It's a very good one
This idea is NOT NEW... I tried on a pair of Swiss made ladies bib knicks with a crutch zipper way back in 2006.... whilst I did not have them on for more than a few minutes, and merely walked around the showroom in them... I can assure you that it did feel as though anyone would want to spend too long riding in them!
Clearly the idea did not take off then- perhaps the cartoons will help boost sales this time around!
the art of a sneaky loo break in the bush with taking off layers to get your bib knickers down around the haunches when only a metre from a Bull Ants nest!
Maybe you should relate your experiences so the art is not lost
Bull ants ... lol!