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Best Wedding Cake [not Cupcake]
Best wedding cake ever....
Who can relate...?
Rgds, Hans
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or trying to pull him back to ride another bike?
roadie!
She is neither pushing, nor pulling. She is about to strangle him.
she is pulling him off the bike so that she can have a go
That's a bit rude!
Fancy being married to a nypho, sure it has it's advantages but not if she is pulling you off your bike
Caro, are you blushing now?
but Flynny, if she is the nympho he is possibly trying to get away from her for a rest... maybe...
exactly. a mans not a machine you girls might think about nothing but sex but we like to ride our bikes occasionally
there was no way that I could have worded this without getting into trouble
I was talking about her wanting to have a go on the BIKE of course! He can have all the rest that he wants!
Is that why they advertise this nasal spray stuff so much in Australia??? I was wondering about that...
I'll take 2 of the skill, 2 of the courage and 5 of the fitness please.
(we're still talking about sex right?)
in advertising for that nasal spray product.
Unlike the take you have on it, for me the increase seems to correlate nicely with the increased number of people from the mother, oops sorry, Father land we now have living in this great country. I had always assumed it must be a need perculiar to them, increased numbers = incresed demand = increse advertising
Stuart
...you must be talking about the proliferation of all those attractive teutonic people (male and female) that are appearing on our (your?) hallowed Northern Beaches trails. (We even had a German-speaking newbie from Venezuela joining us on yesterday's night ride!)
They certainly appreciate a libertarian outlook on life and representatives of both genders can easily express their desires (intellectual as well as physical) in a very direct language. Especially the female representatives of the described cultural origin can often carry a very emancipated point of view and can be known for calling a spade a spade.
While this may appear threatening to some, it is clearly a positive development for our beloved multi-cultural continent. However, it also challenges the stiff upper lip of the original (?) squatters; and clearly this species does not rely on the application of strange props for added stimuli (see English parliamentarians found in S&M dungeons and fishnet stockings).
Or, in a simple way, lets just say any potential increase in Libido (male and female) could be directly related to km's on the bike out there in the nature and therefore is good for all of us!
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"I thought of that while riding my bike."
Albert Einstein, on the theory of relativity.
They now have spray for girls too.
Hi Bruce, I bet neither Liam or you need any help in that area and I am completely o'naturale as well.
I must commend you on your moustache. I even had a dream that Liam was trying to grow a matching one and add that to mine and will be the Three Amigo's (what fun).
On a serious note I once read in DNA (or was it Q) that because road riders sit on hard seats for hours on end, the reduction in blood flow to their private parts results in "reduced size" and "trouble performing". The anecdotal evidence was that an increase in scumming was linked to an increase in erectile problems and therefore increased need for nasal assistance.
Vis-a-vis - the increase in nasal ads is a direct result of increased scumming.
far more curious as to why Flynny needs courage during sex...
Beany, I look forward to seeing this new moustache when we meet.
Ditti, I have a small growth at the moment, but its growing.
I'm free Sunday morning till about 10.30 am then I'm off to play quoits.
PM me if you are interested.
Sorry mate, but I already have things on for Sunday. Let me know if you were interested in some downhill/freeriding for Saturday though.
Look after that growth. Hopefully there is not too much grey in it.
Maybe you could use some of that nasal spray to aid in that small growth? 
Beany. Are you a nobmob stalker
How do you know Bruce has a moustache now?
I only saw it for the first time last week
I did notice a dishevelled, drunk type looking conspicuosly inconspicuous behind a tree in Narra park
Was that you?
this conversation is getting scarier by the minute...
can we talk about bikes again??
Our very own Beany completed the Sydney to the Gong ride on Sunday & may have seen me there.
Hey Beany have you signed up to the Movember web site? you could help raise some money for a worthy cause, plus you should also have a rather large growth by the end of the month.