You are hereCalendar / fun only Newbies/Lurkers SOCIAL ride
fun only Newbies/Lurkers SOCIAL ride
Park opposite/beside Terrey Hills shops, corner Booralie Rd/Yulong Ave. Or in the small carpark next to the RFS station & community centre.
This is a Thank God Training is Over for Dirtworks fun social ride which will be at a friendly pace with stops and a meal break at the end of the Long Trail
Right now I am tired so can’t think of lots of nice friendly chatty things to say to all you nooobs and lurkers other than you are welcome to come along with or without your own mates, girlfriends, wives, husbands or boyfriends as long as you bring you sense of humour
Depending on who comes along I may incorporate some games into this ride to ensure you all have fun and don’t hooooon around...
MEEE 
Were you there and have a story to tell?
This gallery is empty.
- Login to post comments
- Bookmark & share
if I can wear my "long lycra"!!!!!
Bernd
is sleep deprivation part of your 24hour training as well Damian?
Mind you I am up shortly after 5:30am to make Blondies ride. Guess that will limit the beers on Friday night.
Craig
Great time of day to be up gets me up to Glenbrook nice and early for a nice solid 4hr ride and back to the family and kids so I can be a dad fro some of the day at least.
I will wear mine to then.
Actually I might flounce around on the road bike for a few hours on Saturday morning.
drinking or go to bed Craig. Then it will be perfectly OK for you to bring an ale to have at the lookout about 8.15am.
Problem solved.
Now for the shorts issue, I have a circa 1980's pair of running shorts like these http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/UnderGear/RW59zz They'll be OK won't they Blondie? Do you have anything specific you want me to wear underneath them?
maybe if you have a body like his I could possibly be swayed...
naaaah - no swaying! Shorts ARE required even if you DO look like that....
I'll be there, just in those shorts.
Lucky I'm hairy, otherwise my chest might get a bit cold
you didn't read properly... SHORTS ARE REQUIRED - unless you are planning to ride solo?
nb - he doesn't have a hairy chest - the guy in the red shorts..
shorts are required, I'll be wearing those shorts, nothing else, just as requested.
Now, is there any requirments for the ladies attending this ride?
I feel left out
we should see about adding a dress code option to the ride template?
If boys must wear shorts how about girls should have to wear dresses and ride side saddle?
No one has asked why girls can wear lycra but boys cant? (I know this is obvious to some)
Is it that lycra is in some way associated with anti-social as this ban may suggest?
(disclaimer: this is not a serious post)
Dangersean was saying a few of the girls on last Saturdays road ride looked good in their lycra.
Where does this leave Buck? You always say he looks really girlie in his road knicks
and as there is currently a shortage of female bike riders we can wear whatever we like...
and no, hot pink sequinned bras will not be making an apperance by me...
you may now all shriek 'sexist' but hey! shorts look so much nicer on you boys (except a select few...)
so, to your 'sexist' calls - i say.. Tell someone who cares! lol
I'm tempted to shave my legs, put on some lycra and join Heckler's Scum ride
Sean, how many women did you see on the Saturday roadride. I thought I was the only one. Were you drunk again
not to point out the obviousl but shaving legs and wearing lycra is two rules and I have only implemented one for this weekend...
Guys, I don't want to see your wobbly bits or your flabby hair stomach/chest/back and I dont want to see the outline of your thingy through the lycra. Please wear baggy long shorts.
A hill twice climbed is never as steep.
I'll be moving so fast nothing will be wobbling(?)
Just picture a sharpee with its head out the window of a fast moving car.
last saturday. Lorrie was there
if you count Ev as well..
I was just about to edit my post because I didnt want to offend Ev by leaving him out.
was that the reason you rode at the back on the pack with me, so you could look at her backside
In the ride post you mention games....please explain?
other than this afternoons effort?
i will decide on the day depending on the group...
Sean... you rode up the back? But you are a 'roid boy...
the games have started already.
Anke, maybe he just rode at the back with you 'cause he enjoys your company but from what I hear you weren't at the back going up the hills!!
I was never at the back. some girl in a turramurra jersey was behind me
There is enough games on this site ......Without the need to bring them on rides
BTW how long do you need to be on this site to graduate from noobie to lurker to regular NOB ( you will never get me i lycra .....its just too damn cold !!!)
wearing a brossiere under the Turramurra jersey?
you aren't a nooobie anymore honey!
one thinks who are the few???
"shorts look so much nicer on you boys (except a select few...)"
???
Bernd
if u r not goin to let me were lyrca then im not comin.
serously i cant make this ride - too early on saturday after what is promising to be an epic friday
Thanks Chiic and Sean
Do we really want to open that can of worms Bernd? Someone might get offended... or an over-inflated ego.
WHAT were you thinking going out in public in Turramurra gear?
colt - totally agree with you...
are boring!!
Bernd
since you aren't even coming on this ride i don't care that you think that!!!
.. anyway, I am fairly sure George would put himself forward for looking good in lycra - why don't you do a poll if you are that interested?!!
than having get Nobbed on your back while riding on the road.
People know what a friendly bunch of people we are, saying "hello" or even stopping for a chat. Unlike Turramurra jerseys, which make people flee in the the opposite direction
I am almost - but not quite - speechless that you would say that - hand your nobmob jersey back in...
Anke not that i Scum but i totally agree with you!
They are also my local bike shop and we are always on about supporting the local bike shop, so I am.
Yes I agree some of the Turra people have been given the non friendly tage but all the ones I have meet are.
NobMob jersey for MTB rides, whatever jersey I like for scumming.
on this one .Having Get Nobbed on your back while Road riding is offensive to the general public as well as being Bogan
it's just lucky most people wear packs that hide it
sadly i rode the DW in lycra, thought i would give the club some interntional exposure....all i managed was to expose my large chutter for several hours....never again!
Even more sad is that the dreaded swine flu will not leave..so will have to skip this jaunt, although there was mention of scantily clad ladies in pink bra's..if that's the case, i'll be the sick looking fella with two snot rocket trails down each cheek
Nice to see that the tarhead - vs - dirt argument is truly international...dam Roadie posers, maybe if they had more bike skills they would actually lift a hand to say hi now and then...
mot
Is there a ride post somewhere among all this other twaddle?
I didn't see too many people "flouncing" around in their Lycra at the 24 solo, yet every last one of them was wearing it, so is it only serious MTBers that are comfortable with it, as it's definitely the best choice for riding in.
Girls if you don't like the bulge in guy knicks don't look there, I don't. I am also very tolerant of the camel toe, so encourage the use of Lycra.
Christine, Did I hear someone say they were against "reverse sexism"
reverse sexism and i have no problem at all with lycra at a race or competition, however, when i first started mountain bike riding with nobmob you would not have been able to pay any of the boys to ride aound in lycra -
anyway, its my ride and if i want to ask people to wear shorts becasue they all look sooo much cuter and sexier in them i can! They dont have to come on the ride after all..
See you at the races.
night rides at the oaks allows for lycra!!
its just this saturday one that has shorts requirement - goodness me, what a fuss about bloody shorts!!!
Should all go out and vote for senile Fred Nile so we can be told what to wear when, he'd bring back head to toe swimmers.
if I post a ride can I ask the girls to wear what ever I want? I'm picturing G-Strings on the outside of lycra for a change, what do reckon CoolAide?
You know for the life of me I still can't work out why so few women actually ride with us