No Signs = Use the Internet

So your riding along a fire trail at sub 15 kms hour (so your not risking $300 fine) or driving your car at sub 60 kms hour (unless it is 8:00am-9:30am or 2:30pm-4:00pm Monday to Friday and not shcool holidays or teacher strike and your heading North in a little white car.. risking $318 dollar fine when they can afford to change the line marking colour to make it more obvious you passed 'another' shitty little road sign) on the roller-coaster of Comenarrah Park Way and you have to give berth to a big black Alsation. Maybe you just need to siphon the python... and you SCARED!, yeah you know it! From anywhere a Ranger Stacey might jump out and 'taser' you for urinating in a public place.

Well don't fear, government has spent your money wisely to ensure you are 'Informed' and cannot plead "But I couldn't find a toilet!". Behold the

http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/

In a desperate attempt to avoid using signage to indicate the toilets are in proximity, it's all on the net. So pull out your phone or lap top while you are walking, running, riding, or driving, geta connection with one of those massive towers that Telstra is allowed to build in Skippy's backyard and search the net for a place to avoid that next "Urinating in a public place" fine.

"The National Public Toilet Map (the Map) shows the location of more than 14,000 public and private public toilet facilities across Australia. Details of toilet facilities can also be found along major travel routes and for shorter journeys as well. Useful information is provided about each toilet, such as location, opening hours, availability of baby change rooms, accessibility for people with disabilities and the details of other nearby toilets.

The Map is funded by the Australian Government Department of Health and Ageing"

I'm thinking of printing if off and selling hard copies to weirdos.